May 19, 2012

Star Wars – Episode 1, The Phantom Menace (1999)

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Star Wars – Episode 1, The Phantom Menace (1999)
Rated PG

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Note to inter-galactic venture capitalists: I am interested in starting pod racing on planet Earth — I think it could be more popular than Nascar.

Snakes On A Plane (2006)

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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Rated R

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I haven’t seen that many snakes since I lived in Washington DC.

Fun With Dick and Jane (2005)

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Fun With Dick and Jane (2005)
Rated PG-13

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Dick and Jane are no fun.

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

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The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Rated PG-13

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Gag, yuck, cough, sputter.

Shakespeare in Love

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Shakespeare in Love (1999)
Rated R

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It ain’t about Shakespeare and it ain’t about love.

A Prairie Home Companion (2006)

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A Prairie Home Companion (2006)
Rated PG-13

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The great thing about this movie is that you can do housework, bathe children, read email, and all kinds of other things while watching it and you won’t miss a thing, … and if you do miss something you don’t really care.

Over the Hedge (2006)

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False advertising — the animals usually went “through” the hedge.

Rated PG

Sliding Doors (1998)

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Sliding Doors (1998)

Rated PG-13
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Don’t let the sliding doors hit you in the behind when you walk out on this movie before it is over.

Braveheart (1995)

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This movie made me want to paint my face blue and attack Washington DC.

Rated R

Ice Age – The Meltdown (2006)

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Okay, the truth is that I slept through a good portion of the movie, … but what I saw of it was pretty decent .

Rated PG