One Sentence Movie Reviews

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

admin — Sat, 01 May 2010 18:37:31 +0000

The whole family can enjoy it, young and old — an entertaining family film.

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Rating: PG

Madeline (1998)

admin — Sat, 01 May 2010 18:13:56 +0000

The next time I need to punish my children I will do so by making them watch this lame movie.

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Rating: PG

Egypt – Engineering an Empire (2006)

admin — Sat, 01 May 2010 17:42:11 +0000

“Engineering An Empire” is one of the best documentary series ever produced, and this is one of the best episodes in the series.

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Rating: NR (Not Rated)

Jim Carrey’s Christmas Carol

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:30:00 +0000

From Doctor Seuss to Dickens, comedian Jim Carrey is cornering the market on “holiday hum-bugs”. Rhiannon got an inside look at Disney’s remake of A Christmas Carol.

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The Land That Time Forgot (1975)

admin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:40:39 +0000

I loved this movie when it came out in 1975, but I’m afraid that time has forgotten it.

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Rating: PG

Bolt (2008)

admin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:09:39 +0000

A great reminder of the dangers of Styrofoam and the blessings of friendship.

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Rating: PG

Top Grossing Movies of 2009

admin — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:55:00 +0000

The Internet Movie Database indicates that thus far the top ten grossing movies of 2009 are …

1. Transformers 2 (PG-13, $399 Million)
2. Harry Potter 6 (PG, $294 M)
3. Up (PG, $289 M)
4. The Hangover (R, $270 M)
5. Star Trek (PG-13, $256 M)
6. Monsters vs. Aliens (PG, $198 M)
7. Ice Age 3 (PG, $193 M)
8. X-Men Origins (PG-13, $179 M)
9. Night at the Museum 2 (PG, $176 M)
10. The Proposal (PG-13, $160 M)

50 Sexiest Movies Ever

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:31:09 +0000

Entertainment Weekly composed the following list of the top 50 sexiest movies ever. What movies would you add to their list?

1. Out of Sight (1998)

2. His Girl Friday (1940)

3. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

4. Body Heat (1981)

5. Bull Durham (1988)

6. Don’t Look Now (1973)

7. Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001)

8. The Last of the Mohicans (1992)

9. A Walk on the Moon (1999)

10. Before Sunset (2004)

11. Once (2007)

12. The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989)

13. Shakespeare in Lofe (1998)

14. The Year of Living Dangerously (1982)

15. Notorious (1946)

16. The Seven Year Itch (1955)

17. Mulholland Drive (2001)

18. Swimming Pool (2003)

19. The Notebook (2004)

20. Titanic (1997)

21. Basic Instinct (1992)

22. Mississippi Masala (1992)

23. The Age of Innocence (1993)

24. 9 1/2 Weeks (1989)

25. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)

26. The English Patient (1996)

27. Unfaithful (2002)

28. Love & Basketball (2000)

29. Bound (1996)

30. Maurice (1987)

31. American Gigolo (1980)

32. Cruel Intentions (1999)

33. She’s Gotta Have It (1986)

34. The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1988)

35. Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989)

36. Ghost (1990)

37. In the Mood For Love (2000)

38. Secretary (2002)

39. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)

40. The Last Seduction (1994)

41. The Bodyguard (1992)

42. Little Children (2006)

43. Dirty Dancing (1987)

44. King Kong (1933)

45. The Bridges of Madison County ( 1995)

46. Like Water For Chocolate (1993)

47. Kissing Jessica Stein (2002)

48. How Stella Got Her (1998)

49. Yossi & Jagger (2003)

50. 300 (2007)

Film Length

admin — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:31:32 +0000

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
~ Alfred Hitchcock

The House Bunny (2008)

admin — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:51:54 +0000

Tacky, stupid, vulgar and predictable — but worst of all, it just wasn’t funny.

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Rating: PG-13 but don’t believe it. This piece of garbage should be rated R.

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