May 19, 2012

The 300

I try to avoid reviewing any R rated movies, unless they have been edited for television and therefore are no longer R.

Someone has done a cut-up of 300 to bring its rating from R to PG.


300 – The PG Remix

Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)

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Tarzan The Ape Man (1932)
NR

Philippians 4:8 =
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This is the original Tarzan movie, but not the best Tarzan movie.

Tarzan and His Mate (1934)

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Tarzan And His Mate (1934)
Approved

Philippians 4:8 =
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It is appropriately named as the movie obviously intends to portray Jane as sensuously as possible, however, another appropriate name would be Tarzan to the Rescue (from a variety of natives, apes, lions, crocodiles, and a rhinoceros).

Tarzan Escapes (1936)

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Tarzan Escapes (1936)
NR

Philippians 4:8 =
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Once again, the noble savage is forced to confront the most vicious beast in the jungle, — the white man.

Tarzan Finds A Son (1939)

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Tarzan Finds A Son (1939)
NR

Philippians 4:8 =
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…and Jane finds forgiveness.

The Three Musketeers (1993)

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The Three Musketeers (1993)
Rated PG

Philippians 4:8 =
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Because I am feeling generous, one star for each musketeer, — three stars for the three musketeers.

Tarzan’s New York Adventure

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Tarzan’s New York Adventure (1942)
Approved


Philippians 4:8 =
Entertainment =

Boy go…Tarzan find.

Tarzan’s Secret Treasure (1941)

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Tarzan’s Secret Treasure (1941)
NR


Philippians 4:8 =
Entertainment =

Umgawa!

The Lord of the Rings – The Two Towers (2002)

Philippians 4:8 =
Entertainment =

Twice as good as it would have been with only one tower.

Rated PG-13

Toy Story (1995)

Philippians 4:8 =
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Six Stilley’s between the ages of one and forty-four all gave this movie two-thumbs up.

Rated G